"Unbothered" Bath Bomb

Unbothered — 150g Bath Bomb

A calm, grounded, zero-nonsense bath bomb for when your give-a-damn is on annual leave. Cypress, black pepper, frankincense and bergamot… serenity with attitude.

What It Is

A 150g bath bomb crafted for the spiritually unavailable. Smooth, grounding and intentionally unflustered, this blend wraps you in a soft forcefield of “not my problem” energy. Perfect for unwinding without engaging, feeling calm without becoming soft, and maintaining your inner peace while the world behaves badly.

Smells Like

A quiet dethroning of all your stress.
Fresh cypress • Warm black pepper • Resin-y frankincense • Soft citrus bergamot

Vibe

Calm. Centered. Utterly unbothered.

Use When

• You refuse to participate in anyone’s emotional turbulence
• Your schedule includes ignoring notifications and minding your business
• You want your bathroom to smell like inner peace with resting-bitch-face energy

Directions

Drop into warm bath water and let it fizz away whatever nonsense tried you today.
Soak for 10–20 minutes in total disinterest.
For external use only. Do not eat. Patch test recommended. Bath may become slippery.

Ingredients

Bicarbonate of soda, citric acid, magnesium sulfate, coconut and sweet almond oil, polysorbate 80, essential oils (cypress, black pepper, frankincense, bergamot), activated charcoal, calendula.

Pairs Well With:

• Emotional Support Gravel (comfort without commitment)