"Muscle Mutiny Melt" Bath Soak

Muscle Mutiny — Magnesium + MSM Recovery Soak

Your muscles have filed a formal complaint.
This is the response.

What It Is

A heavy-hitting magnesium and MSM bath soak designed for sore bodies, tight joints, post-gym regret, overworking, under-stretching, and waking up feeling personally attacked by your own calves.

No bubbles. No glitter. No “spa day” lies.
Just minerals doing their job.

What It’s Best For

• Muscle soreness and recovery

• Tight joints and inflammation

• Physical burnout

• End-of-day body fatigue

• People who say “I’m fine” while limping slightly

How It Works

This soak combines magnesium sulfate, magnesium chloride, and MSM to support muscle relaxation, circulation, and recovery while softening the water so your skin doesn’t feel like collateral damage.

It’s the soak you use when stretching didn’t cut it and ibuprofen is judging you.

Smells Like

Clean, grounding calm.
Optional light essential oil blend depending on batch.
Nothing sweet. Nothing loud. Nothing annoying.

How To Use

Add ½ to 1 cup to a warm bath.
Soak for 20 minutes or until you stop clenching your jaw.
Hydrate afterwards. You’ve earned it.

Ingredients

Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom Salt),
Magnesium Chloride Flakes,
MSM (Methylsulfonylmethane),
Sodium Bicarbonate,
Essential Oils (lavender, clary sage, bergamot, cedarwood)

Size

100g

The Important Stuff (Caution)

For external use only.
Avoid broken skin.
Not recommended for children, pregnancy, or those with kidney conditions unless advised by a healthcare professional.
Bath may be slippery. Your dignity is on you.

Why You’ll Keep Buying It

Because soreness doesn’t care about affirmations.
And this actually helps.