“Morning Panic” Shower Steamers

Morning Panic — Shower Steamers (Pack of 4)

A bright, zesty, panic-flavoured shower steamer for mornings when your alarm feels like a personal attack. Sweet orange, lemon, grapefruit and peppermint… rise and freak out.

What It Is

A pack of four aromatherapy steamers for the gremlins who wake up stressed for no reason. Morning Panic dissolves in the steam and sends a chaotic citrus uppercut straight to your brainstem, followed by a peppermint snap that insists you participate in the day whether you're ready or not.

It’s uplifting, energising, mildly unhinged — the olfactory equivalent of deciding to be productive against your will.

Smells Like

A citrus slap delivered by an overcaffeinated life coach.
Sweet orange burst • Sharp lemon snap • Bright grapefruit zing • Peppermint wake-up hit

Vibe

Zesty. Jittery. Desperately functioning.

Use When

• Your alarm goes off and your soul tries to flee your body
• You need motivation but only the chaotic kind
• You want your shower to smell like “we’re late — for what? no idea.”

Directions

Place one steamer on the shower floor, just out of direct water flow.
Let the steam activate the oils while you attempt to emotionally reboot.
Not for use as a bath bomb unless you enjoy suffering.
For external aromatherapy use only.

Ingredients

Bicarbonate of soda, citric acid, magnesium sulfate, polysorbate 80, essential oils (orange, lemon, grapefruit, peppermint), yellow clay, calendula.

Pairs Well With:

• Barely Thriving — citrus motivation for the barely alive