"Barely Thriving" Bath Bomb

Barely Thriving — 150g Bath Bomb

A bright, citrus-herbal wake-up bomb for when you’re functioning more out of obligation than enthusiasm. Lemon myrtle, grapefruit, rosemary and cedarwood… it’s personal growth, but, like, the lazy version.

What It Is

A 150g bath bomb designed for the girlies, gays and theys who are technically doing fine but spiritually lying face-down. This punchy citrus-herb blend gives you a tiny boost of “maybe I’ll try today” without triggering a full personality reboot.

Smells Like

A citrus slap from someone who believes in your potential more than you do.
Zesty lemon myrtle • Bright grapefruit • Fresh rosemary • Grounding cedarwood

Vibe

Alive-ish. Energetic-ish. Hopeful… with conditions.

Use When

• You need motivation but only in small, non-threatening doses
• Your mood is one missed snack away from violence
• You want your bathroom to smell like competence you did NOT sign up for

Directions

Drop into warm bath water and allow the chaos to fizz away.
Soak for 10–20 minutes while pretending you have plans and purpose.
For external use only. Do not eat. Patch test recommended. Bath may become slippery.

Ingredients

Bicarbonate of soda, citric acid, magnesium sulfate, carrier oil (coconut and sweet almond), polysorbate 80, essential oils (lemon myrtle, grapefruit, rosemary, cedarwood), bentonite clay, elderflower.

Pairs Well With:

• Emotional Support Gravel (for peak anxiety chic)