“Bare Minimum Buff” Sugar Scrub

Bare Minimum Buff — 70g Sugar Scrub

A no-fuss, fresh herbal scrub for when you want smoother skin without trying too hard. Rosemary, eucalyptus, cedarwood and lemon myrtle… exfoliation for your bare-minimum era.

Long Description:

What It Is

Exfoliating body scrub for people who want results with the emotional investment of a houseplant. Bare Minimum Buff buffs away dullness, softens rough patches, and gives you that “I did something for myself” glow — all without requiring motivation, effort, or a personality.

Smells Like

A clean, herbal reality check.
Bright lemon myrtle • Fresh eucalyptus • Grounded cedarwood • Crisp rosemary
Refreshing enough to wake you up, gentle enough to not scare you.

Vibe

Functional. Fresh. Slightly alive.

Use When

• Your skin feels as tired as your spirit
• You want to smell clean without pretending you’re thriving
• You need a scrub that won’t judge your effort levels

Directions

Scoop a small amount and massage onto damp skin in circular motions.
Rinse well.
Use 2–3 times per week or whenever you're feeling mildly motivated.
For external use only. Avoid eyes. Patch test recommended.

Ingredients

Brown sugar, vitamin E, coconut oil, rosemary, eucalyptus, lemon myrtle and sandalwood essential oils, kaolin clay, calendula.

Pairs Well With:

• Emotional Support Gravel — comfort, but with attitude
• Barely Thriving — citrus chaos but make it cute
• Softly Surviving — emotional support for the semi-functional